Welcome to the staff webpage for the Computer Science Department at University of Maryland. We are in charge of "supporting" the Windoze, OSuX, SoLaRiS, and Linux systems that we can not pawn off on UMIACS. You can find us hanging out in room 4120 in the AV. Williams Building. There is no guarantee that we will fix your problem, or that your problem will not become bigger as a result of visiting us. However our door is reason enough to come and visit. If you are lazy and don't want to walk up to staffworld, you can always check up on us through our netcam as long as you are on the department's network.

People that play part time:

--> Drew "Do you guys read each others email " Tayman

--> drew@cs.umd.edu

--> Larry "Dragon Breath" Gilliam

--> lgilliam@cs.umd.edu

--> Leila "Only one that ever does work" Muhtasib

--> leila@cs.umd.edu

--> Mike "You never know when you will need 50 dirty plastic knives" Lieberman

--> codepoet@cs.umd.edu

--> Cliff "I have 5 years on everyone in this room" Judge

--> judge@cs.umd.edu

--> Tom "Infoglobe H4x0r" Janson

--> tjanson@cs.umd.edu

--> James "Locked doors thwart me" Dick

--> jdick@cs.umd.edu

--> Stephen "Who moved my Ultra 5 off the work bench" Fiorelli

--> sfiorell@cs.umd.edu

People that play full time:

--> Brad "I will never throw away the Ultra 1's in the machine room" Plecs

--> bplecs@cs.umd.edu

--> Geoff "Rapunzel" Ransom

--> geoffr@cs.umd.edu

--> James "Not as bald as Matt Kat" Phongsuwan

--> unicron@cs.umd.edu

--> Matt "Katasouros Rex" Katsouros

--> mattkat@cs.umd.edu

--> John "Go away or I will replace you with a Perl script" Stange

--> building@cs.umd.edu

Staff Alumni:

Matt Beal, beal@cs.umd.edu
Philippe "Philippe" Brieu, philippe@cs.umd.edu

Mike Chang, chang@cs.umd.edu
Pete Cottrell, pete@cs.umd.edu

Yancy "One of us finally graduated" Davis, cosmo@cs.umd.edu

Josh Daymont, joshd@cs.umd.edu
Click Here for Jaime da Silva, jds@cs.umd.edu
John Dowdal, jdowdal@cs.umd.edu

John Evans, lgas@cs.umd.edu
Matt Evenson, sonic@cs.umd.edu

Doug "Shmo" Everly, deverly@cs.umd.edu
Steve "Stevers" Hallman, steveh@cs.umd.e du
Daryll "Fro" Henrich, drh@cs.umd.edu

Cory "Cheese Fries" Hilke, shadow@cs.umd.edu

Steve Kogge, stevek@cs.umd.edu
Daniel "With Staffers Like This, Who Needs Users" Koroma, dkoroma@cs.umd.edu

Todd Kover, kovert@omniscient.com
Arnold "Fired" Lee, meatball@cs.umd.edu

Robee "Stop Teasing Me!" Sherman

Harry Mantakos, harry@cs.umd.edu
Rob "Johnny Roughneck" Morton, morton@cs.umd.edu
Dabe "Dabe" Murphy, dabe@dabe.com
"You're Mama's So" Pat O'Brien, pdo@cs.umd.edu

Chris O'Haver, chriso@cs.umd.edu

Bryan "Volume Man" Pizzillo, sturm@cs.umd.edu

Dave Ross, snakey@wam.umd.edu

Rob "The Flat-Palmed Grad Student" Sherwood, capveg@cs.umd.edu

Joe Siegrist, iniquity@cs.umd. edu

Mike "White Noise" Soh sohmc@cs.umd.edu

Mike "not nulspace" Steele, mike@cs.umd.edu
Peter "Ghost Staffer" Thairu, pthairu@cs.umd.edu

Bao Trinh, bao@cs.umd.edu

Mike "Jew-Huggin' Hippie" Van Opstal, mvanopst@cs.umd.edu

Chris Ye, chrisye@csgrad.cs.vt.edu

Friends of Staff World:

We have friends and counterparts in UMIACS, the UMIACS Parallel and Systems Staff. The student staff down there works in what is now known as the Staff Cave, but it's still a Groovy lounge.

Jordan "Electric Aunt Jemima" Landes

Walter "Chief" Willis

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