It looks like all that Swing Dancing has finally paid off! [GottaSwing.com]

We now return you to your regular scheduled inanity...

Self-Portrait of a Narcissist

Congratulations! You've stumbled across Dabe's Homepage -- a collection of useless, bizarre, but sometimes entertaining "Stuff"! Don Pardo, tell 'em what they've WON!
	That's right, Wink, all contestants finding their way to Dabe's Homepage will receive a lifetime's supply of USELESS CRAP! It doesn't slice, it won't dice, and it only WISHES it could julienne fries!
	BUT WAIT, there's more...
Say it isn't SO, Don!		It's so, Wink.
	In addition to a load of useless crap, you'll also receive, at no additional cost these lovely parting gifts:
Pictures of my Titanium G4 Powerbook
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Swing Dance Videos
Some of the best (HA!) swing dancing videos on the Internet.