(I got this off the web. I've deleted all but the
last verse.)

"THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS", "^TWIN PEAKS^" STYLE

Thought some of you might enjoy this. Wish I had posted it a little
earlier, but better late than never. This was originally posted by
6600koga@ucsbuxa.ucsb.edu (Jeffrey Koga) who credits an unnamed friend for
sending a tape to him. I believe this originally appeared on radio in the
LA area.

"THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS", "^TWIN PEAKS^" STYLE

Featuring (in order of appearance):
  Jack Nance (Pete Martell)
  Dana Ashbrook (Bobby Briggs)
  Frank Silva (BOB)
  Kyle MacLaughlin (FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper)
  Kimmy Robertson (Lucy Moran)

  Pete (in a rousing voice):
        "On the 12th day of Christmas, my sweetheart
         gave to me: Twelve cups of coffee."
  Lucy: "Eleven cherry pies."
  Bobby: "Ten drooling Leos."
  BOB: "NINE OWLS LURKING!"
  Cooper: "Eight dancing midgets."
  Bobby: "Seven one-armed men."
  Pete: "Six fish in a percolator."
  Lucy: "Five dozen donuts.  What?!"
  Cooper: "Four talking logs."
  BOB: "THREE POSSESSED SOULS."
  Bobby: "Two secret diaries."
  Pete: "And a body, DEAD, wrapped in plastic." 

Have a great Christmas, Hanakkah, Solstice, et cetera!

-Rich Haller    University of Oregon, Eugene, OR,
USA