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    Here is a list of books which I've found useful/used/seen being used in courses at the Indian Institute of Technology Madras and the University of Maryland. I also have a list of software which I use routinely. Here are some tips on writing a statement of purpose for grad school. Finally, here is a spoof on proofs in Computer Science.

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SEMINAR ANNOUNCEMENT

Title: Are Frogs Turing Compatible?
Speaker: Don "The Lion" Knuth

ABSTRACT

Several researchers at the University of Louisiana have been studying the computing power of various amphibians, frogs in particular. The problem of frog computability has become a critical issue that ranges across all areas of computer science. It has been shown that anything computable by an amphi- bian community in a fixed-size pond is computable by a frog in the same-size pond -- that is to say, frogs are Pond-space complete. We will show that there is a log-space, polywog-time reduction from any Turing machine program to a frog. We will suggest these represent a proper subset of frog-computable functions.

This is not just a let's-see-how-far-those-frogs-can-jump seminar. This is only for hardcore amphibian-computation people and their colleagues. Refreshments will be served. Music will be played.

Courtesy: /usr/games/fortune.

More Humour

    There is one true editor. Join the church of Emacs , study the gospel according to tux , laugh with the GNU , and be blessed by St.IGNUcius.

    A typical day in a grad student's life should allot time for the annals of improbable research. The rabbit joke ought to be made mandatory reading for first year graduate students. Find out why it's all Piled Higher and Deeper at phd.stanford.edu.

   Prof.Doug Comer @cs.purdue.edu has a whole bunch of amusing essays. In particular, you should try his thesis topic generator. Knowing what the professor really means and understanding common research phrases might help avoid a a bad career in research/academia.


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