Carl Andersen

I am a PhD student at the University of Maryland Computer Science Department. My dissertation concerns using database-style joins to compute logical satisfiability. I expect to graduate in Spring 2008. A draft of my dissertation is available in my Publications page.
Publications

One of these days I will get around to designing a real homepage, complete with video games. But for now, all I have are (bad) jokes.

Office:

3264 A.V. Williams Bldg

Additional Information:

  • Email: cfa@cs.umd.edu

    (Roughly) True Stories

    Mrs. Thurgood-Downes: "Mr. Churchill, were you my husband, I should give you poison!"
    Mr. Churchill: "Madam, were I your husband I should drink it."

    Charles Manson is led into a chilly prison antechamber for an interview with a reporter.
    Manson: "Hey dude, am I crazy or is it freezing in here?"

    Mr. N: I have an insult for you, but it's a nuclear insult, so watch out...
    Mr. A: Nuclear? What kind of insult is nuclear?
    Mr. N: A nuclear insult will so thoroughly destroy you that I always wait a day or two before delivering it.
    Mr. A: After thinking of it, you mean.
    Mr. N: Right.

    Last updated on Wed Sep 11 18:56:32 1896