THE POOPIE LIST
Bathroom Humor at its finest:
- Ghost Poopie
- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but
there is no poopie in the toilet.
- Clean Poopie
- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the
toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
- Wet Poopie
- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it
still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between
your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
- Second Wave Poopie
- This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and
you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you
have to Poopie some more.
- The kind where you strain so
much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
- Gassy Poopie
- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
- Drinker Poopie
- The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a
long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid
marks on the bottom of the toilet.
- Lincoln Log Poopie
- The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're
afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with
the toilet brush.
- Corn Poopie
- Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
- The kind where you want to
Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
- Spinal Tap Poopie
- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you
would swear it was leaving you sideways.
- Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
- The kind that comes out of
your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
- Liquid Poopie
- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out
your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
- Mexican Poopie
- It smells so bad your nose burns.
- The Surprise Poopie
- You're not even at the toilet because you are
sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!
- The Dangling Poopie
- This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet
even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray
that a shake or two will cut it loose.