Article 21 (5 more) in alt.humor.best-of-usenet (moderated): From: zeke@netcom.com (Randall Flagg) Subject: [alt.sex.stories.d] Re: STORY: Blood, Chocolate and Cum Followup-To: alt.humor.best-of-usenet.d Organization: NETCOM On-line Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest) Date: Sun, 5 Sep 1993 18:56:06 GMT Lines: 415 Christian Longshore Claiborn (cclaibor@gray.cscwc.pima.edu) wrote: : Archive-name: PileOfShit : HI! Obviously, but on what?? : This is my first attempt at writing erotica. NO!! Go on!! : I would love any comments or suggestions. : Please mail them to cclaibor@gray.cscwc.pima.edu Sorry, I can't fit this pipe bomb through the 56k line. : ************************************************************ : This is an EXPLICIT SEX STORY!!!! It contains EXPLICIT : SEX! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE SEX BECAUSE YOU ARE A COMMIE OR : SOMETHING, DO NOT READ IT, D00D! We'd prefer an EXPLICIT SEX STORY!!!!! With REALISTIC SEX!!! : ************************************************************ : BLOOD, CHOCOLATE, AND CUM Three great tastes that go great together : pt. 1 Find your local Planned Parenthood and abort this menace. : by Christian Longshore Claiborn : She wanted him, he knew that. I wish he knew how to write. : From across the room he could smell her cunt, Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! : it's summer-fresh aroma and startling wetness taking him aback. He smiled at : her and waved. "Get away!!! You're bothering the other patrons!!!" : She came over to his table. After helping her with her chair, : he smiled nonchalantly, uncaringly, but confidently and sexually and : quizzically, And adjectively, no doubt. : while he remained seated. It's always easier to help someone with their chair when sitting. : "Hi!" No comment. : "Hi. Your name is Karen, right?" : "No, my name is Rachel." : "Oh jeez, I had you confused with Karen on General Hospital." That line didn't work on your grandma, what makes you think it'll work now?? : They laughed for a few minutes. Then she said, "Hey!! Quit tickling me!!" : "So what did you wave me over for?" Hopefully, less than $20. : "I wanted to get into your cunt." "I've even brought forceps." : She was a little taken aback but she obviously got wetter, Pissing your pants in fear does that to you. : and the : panties she was wearing got wetter. I knew that by the end of my lunch, this : little cutie would be mine. I took a bite of my hamburger and continued. : "You really want my hard cock in your cunt, don't you?" : "I guess so, but I'm a virgin." : She was going to be tougher than my last couple of conquests, Yeah, your hand and your pillow don't put up much of a fight. : but my : 13-inch cock stirred in pleasure, There's someone out there missing a forearm. : making my plate that held my pizza slide I love that hamburger pizza. : down the table a little, and spilled the ketchup on her tits. : "So do you want to go back to your room?" : She was a horny little cunt! Wait till you find out how much this is gonna cost. : I decided not to finish my chow mein, After you've spent all your money on food, how are you gonna pay her?? : and I got off the bench I was sitting on. I noticed as she got up that she : wasn't wearing any underwear, and as I went to put my tray in the holder, I : touched her under her skirt, and felt her hot wet panties. I guess her period started, so she wadded up her panties and shoved them in her cunt, huh? : As we left the dining hall, we kissed once, hotly, passionately, : honestly, sinfully. It was a kiss I would tell my grandparents about someday : when I was old. I guess this makes sense, since old for you will be about 25, after you get AIDS from this ho. : We got to my room, and this bitch couldn't hold it! She grabbed my : cock from inside my pants, which quickly grew to its whopping 11 inch length. 11? Chop the hand off the forearm?? : I kissed her voluptous, almost annorexic breasts, Only had enough money for one implant, eh?? : and pushed her inside the : door. My roommate Bob was in there already. : "Fuck!" I thought. "Well, Bob'll just have to put up with us." He : was doing homework anyway, so I pushed her down on my bed and sucked her : gigantic breasts. You forgot the annorexic (sic) one. : "God, what a hot bitch she is." I thought. : "Oh, I love it when you suck my tits!" she exclaimed. She was really : getting off. While I sucked her tits she started to come! : "Already????" I thought, but I continued licking her tiny little nubs. OK, but how about the voluptous (sic) one?? : "Oooooooooooooh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! : OOooooooooooooooooooooooWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Hey!!! You're pulling her hair, asshole!! : OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! : YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" she whispered. "I can move my head again." : She was really coming! While I was licking her voluptous neck, she was : having an orgasm! Neck?? I thought you were licking her boobs? I guess she has the boob-on-neck plague. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!! : I pulled my fingers out of her cunt and felt her panties, : which were wet. How did they get wet? You precome in them? : I decided it was about time to give her a little finger-fuck, : so I pulled off her panties Wanted to let your dick swing free, huh? : and put my fingers in her cunt, which was sopping : with wetness. She was loving every minute of my fondling, and she came 6 or : seven more times. Only 6 or 7?? : My hand was soaking from the finger-fuck, as I had pushed all of my : arm up to my elbow into this horny little virgin's sopping love-hole. She : then proceeded to squirm around, impaled on my arm like a weasel in a trap. That's because you were tickling her heart and lungs, asshole. : After she'd orgasmed, she looked up at me lovingly. "God that was : great. Now it's my turn to do you!" I wasn't about to let some bitch take : my cock in her mouth without being sure she knew how to give a good blowjob, : so I had her practice by licking my asshole. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," she shouted, : her tongue deep in my shitbox, You're lucky she didn't shout in your ear. The echo would have caused avalanches all around the world. : her lips around my buttocks. Tiny ass. All your flesh in your cock? : Her cunt was near : my cock Hell, China's near YOUR cock. : so I tested her virgin depths by putting my cock about six inches in, : while she licked me. : I was about to come, so I told her to let go. "Let go," I said. I think you should say, "Let go". : "But I want you to come while I lick your asshole!" she said. : "I'm in charge," I replied. "Now spread your legs, let me finish : fucking your virgin cunt." : She did, and boy am I glad to this day! Before my eyes were the : most luscious pair of cuntlips I'd ever seen, the clitoris lodged low down : near her asshole, Oh my God..... How clueless can one person be?? I recommend: Gray's Anatomy. : her vagina hovering above, wet as a pool. Careful, the chlorine will burn your cock. : "I love you, : Ben," she whispered. "Love you more than my mother, even." : I just had to get into this virgin cunt, let me tell you! How much further in could you go than you've been? You've already massaged all her internal organs. : Her : box was shaped like a ripe pear, It'll end up shaped like a storm drain. : and I was going to pluck it. I stuck my rod : into her. She was so wet that for a while I didn't feel anything, but then : when I got all 15 inches Ahhh, reattached the hand, I see. : into her it felt better. God, what a cunt that was! : She was bleeding a little, You don't say!! : and little red streaks were shooting out of her : pussy at high speed, soaking my legs and shoes. She was sort of crying, so I : comforted her. : "Don't worry, bitch," I told her. With a great guy like you to comfort her, who needs bikers??? : "lots of girls bleed the first : time out." "And you're the nicest piece of ass I've gotten in a long time." : To help stop the bleeding I sped up my strokes. The scientific method in action. : She had gotten over the pain, : and was about to cum again! I couldn't believe it! I pumped my cock hard : into her, and felt her groan with pleasure. Naaaah, you were just pushing on her voicebox with yer cock. : She orgasmed eight or nine more : times until I came, and when I did it was like a fountain. You shot water out your mouth, huh? : "Oh Chris," she said, "You're the best fuck I've ever had." Glad you left that porno movie running now, aren't you. : "I enjoyed putting my 13 incher into your soft pussy, baby." Uh oh!!! The hand fell off inside!!! : Well, I thought that would be all, but this horny cunt was ready for : more! "Sit down and let me suck your dick while fingering my pussy!" she said : . : I was not in a position to argue. I took off my underwear You were all dressed, ready to run off without paying. : and sat on the bed, : and let her suck my cock. She was good, and it felt like sticking your dick : into a carpet cleaner. Yeah, I love when those blades CUT into my cock. : God, I couldn't stand it. I came again in 10 seconds : and was ready for more, but she said she had to go. : "I have to go." : "You would, you bitch." : "I'm sorry." : "It's OK. Are you coming over tomorrow?" : "Yes, if my mother lets me." : Her MOTHER???!?!?!??!?!? What was I getting myself into? "How old : are you, cuntface?" I asked, stroking her cheek tenderly. Boy, you know how to romance a girl. : "8." : "8????!?!" I'd never had anyone younger than 9 before, not even : when I lost my virginity at about 5. Yeah, your mom wasn't anywhere NEAR 9. : "Yes, 8. Please don't tell anyone, or else I'll be grounded." : "OK, honey. I won't. But you have to promise to do me and all my : friends next week." : "OK! Sounds like fun." : She was a crazy bitch, but she was all mine. Uh, where was the chocolate?? : ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ : BLOOD, CUM AND DEATH : (subtitled: My Trip to the Park with Karen) : by christian Longshore Claiborn : For those of you who didn't read part 1, I told about my adventures : with Karen the human fuckbunny, who is only 6 and also my cousin and also : digs lesbian chicks. Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. Or of any mind. : Anyway, so I was fucking Karen, as was my usual thing to do on : Friday. Friday's payday, eh? : She was pumping my shaft like a six-year-old porn star, up and : down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and What sort of motion did she use?? : all over again. She was a hot cunt. : So anyway, my roommate walked in! : "What the fuck are you doing here, Joe?" : "Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were fucking." "Until I got the binoculars focused." : "That's OK. Come in and fuck with us." : So anyway, Joe took his pants off and bent the little bitch over, : pushing his hot cock up her ass. Meanwhile, I had my hot rod up her little : love-hole, so I could feel Joe's cock touching mine. Now, I'm not gay or : anything, You're *obviously* not anything. : but it was a pretty hot thing to happen. So I kept pumping and : so did Joe, and I thought we were gonna rip the cunt right out of Karen's : bod! You can rip the cunt out of the bod, but you can't get the bod out of the cunt. : I was wicked psyched. : After she came like 9 or 10 times, so did I. Joe didn't, but that : was OK, because he just masturbated into his Calculus book. "Ooooooh, that Newton fellow!!" : Then she had to go. : "Don't worry, I've got a surprise for you." : "Really, what?" : "I can't tell you." : "FUCK YOU THEN!" She was a real bitch. I decided then to lock her : out. I locked her out. I'm curious if you locked her out. : "Let me in, I don't have any clothes!" : "OK, but you have to be my slave!" "As long as I don't have to read your stories" : "That's fine." : So that's how it all began and how Karen became my slave for life. : Eventually it got so I could put my penis in her hair and cum and she would : cum like 9 times. After the nipple-clips, that is. : We were in love. And it's so obvious. I always call my girlfriend "bitch" and "cuntface". : Hope you enjoyed it. What's not to enjoy??? : christian I'd have guessed satanist. -Zeke