*Bottom* ten reasons to go into computers: n-9. No TV shows about gorgeous computer programmers in bed together, unlike legal and lifeguarding professions n-8. At least one user in 20 believes computer is alive and malicious n-7. Presenting evidence to the contrary is sometimes made difficult by apparently intelligent and malicious behavior from the computer n-6. Personal hygiene problems / social disorders considered a sign of someone whose mind is highly specialized and valuable n-5. Heavy use of computers causes eye/hand/wrist/back injuries n-4. Relatives, friends, neighbors and others expect you to have a guru-level understanding of their home computer or gizmo n-3. Microsoft Windows n-2. Things you learn in medical school do not become obsolete as the human body evolves into a new life form n-1. Management-imposed deadlines on computer-related tasks are driven by management's understanding of how computers work ...and... n. Male/female ratio worse than any other career except "monk"