The Complete Guide to Orgasms
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Newlyweds get "soregasms".
Nymphos have: let's-do-it-some-moregasms.
Teenagers usually at one point in their lives experience:
        four-in-the-floorgasms.
Salesmen have "door-to-doorgasms".
Virgins scream out: my-hymen-got-torgasms.
I know of no one who has: I-abhorgasms.
Goalies have: scoregasms.
I was married to a man who had: snoregasms  (well, that was *his* excuse).
Golfers have: foregasms.
Hockey players have... Bobby Orrgasms.
Miners have ore-gasms.
Mushrooms are limited to sporegasms.
Grocers have storegasms.
And Marco Polo had exploregasms.
Guys who suffer from premature ejaculation have: beforegasms.
Selfish men have: I-got-mine-you-get-yourgasms.