On the twelfth day of Christmas, my dentist gave to me:
Twelve outrageous bills,
eleven new appointments,
ten pink toothbrushes,
nine silver fillings,
eight torture devices,
seven cavity lectures,
six shots of novocaine,
Five probing fingers!
Four pairs of pliers,
three puffs of nitrous,
two cotton balls,
and a seat in a dentist's chair.