The Twelve Days of Christmas
Revised for the Modern World
Sarah Murray NOT AVAILABLE

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a cell phone with 90 minutes free.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 2 Tomigatchis and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 on-line services, 2 Tomigatchis, and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 4 collect calls, 3 on-line services, 2 Tomigatchis, and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 5 Beanie Babies, 4 collect calls, 3 on-line services, 2 Tomigatchis, and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 6 laser printers, 5 Beanie Babies, 4 collect calls, 3 on-line services, 2 Tomigatchis, and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 7 office laptops, 6 laser printers, 5 Beanie Babies, 4 collect calls, 3 on-line services, 2 Tomigatchis, and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 8 WWJD bands, 7 office laptops, 6 laser printers, 5 Beanie Babies, 4 collect calls, 3 on-line services, 2 Tomigatchis, and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 9 Tickle Me Elmos, 8 WWJD bands, 7 office laptops, 6 laser printers, 5 Beanie Babies, 4 collect calls, 3 on line services, 2 Tomigatchis, and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 10 Adidas jackets, 9 Tickle Me Elmos, 8 WWJD bands, 7 office laptops, 6 laser printers, 5 Bennie Babies, 4 collect calls, 3 on-line services, 2 Tomigatchis, and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 11 cool CDs, 10 Adidas jackets, 9 Tickle Me Elmos, 8 WWJD bands, 7 office laptops, 6 laser printers, 5 Beanie Rabies, 4 collect calls, 3 on-line services, 2 Tomiqatchis, and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 12 awesome friends, 11 cool CDs, 10 Adidas jackets, 9 Tickle Me Elmos,8 WWJD bands, 7 office laptops, 6 laser printers, 5 Beanie Babies, 4 collect calls, 3 on- line services, 2 Tomigatchis, and A CELL PHONE WlTH 90 MINUTES FREE!