TWELVE TOTALLY RIDICULOUS DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
by Frank Welker
RECORDED but NOT AVAIALBLE
Was a 45 in the 1980's

(After each line is a sound effect.  For the fifth
day they keep changing, and after the name they have a quote)

12 singing ducks (donald ducks nephews sing)
11 whirling blenders,
a christmas turkey gobbling,
a sick cow a mooing,
a pesky fly a buzzin,
a whinny spoiled brat,
A fat squealing pig,

1 Jimmy Stewart, (Andy Rooney) (George C Scott) (Dick Cavett) 
(Archie Bunker) (Bill Cosby) (Polish Ham) (Walter Cronkite)

4 horns a honking,
3 barking dogs,
2 cooing doves, and
A cat caught in a pear tree