by James and Kling
From Dr. Demenot Basement Tapes 1

On the 12 day of Christmas my true love gave to me

12 nuclear holocausts,
11 cans of nerve gas,
10 nuclear submarines,
9 cans of mace,
8 bayonets,
7 electric cattle prods
6 molotov cocktails,
5 sticks of dyn-a-mite,
4 tommy guns,
3 M-16's,
2 handgrendaes, and
A knife with a very sharp blade