QUESTION:
An expert on tracking animals notices one day that there are bear tracks
and rabbit tracks converging on the same spot. He can estimate that
they converged at 6:00PM with a margin of error of 17 minutes.
He also notices that from the spot they converged only rabbit tracks can be 
found.

How can a rabbit eat a bear for dinner?

ANSWER: By skipping breakfast and lunch.

COMMENTARY: This is stupid, but I still laughed at it when
I first saw it. Of course, I was young at the time.
I was 45.