THINGS I FOUND HUMOROUS

One of the best and worst things about email is that
everyone sends you stuff THEY think is funny.
I have stuff here that I've been sent, that someone
else thought was funny enough to send me, AND I thought
was funny enought to put here.

ENGLISH STUFF: ANAGRAMS, ONELINERS, OXYMORONS, PUNS, QUESTIONS.

MUSIC STUFF:
IF you are familiar with THE ARCHIES comic book then
ARCHIES is a BRILLIANT satire or lots of stuff.

Worst song of all time? See WORSTSONGS

Most satirized song of all time? See MOSTSATIRES

SCHOOL STUFF:
How does a mathematician, physicists, etc. catch a lion? See LION

What will happen when we try to economize on our courses? See COURSES

STAR TREK STUFF:
For a collection of STAR TREK lightbulb jokes see ST-LIGHTBULB.

For some funny star trek lists, see ST-LISTS.

QUOTES OF THE SPHINX FROM THE MOVIE MYSTERY MEN
sphinx quotes

MISC STUFF:
Ever wonder how characters in cartoons seem to defy the laws of physics?  
They follow different laws! See CARTOON

For a collection of misc lightbulb jokes see LIGHTBULB.