The 12 days of Clinton
by Paul Shanklin
Holiday Classics


(the parenthesis are remarks Clinton makes during
parts of the song)

On the twelve day of christmas the Clintons gave to me...

twelve articles of impeachment (What!),
eleven staffers leaving,
ten lawyers lying,
nine ladies dancing,
eight monks a chanting,
seven sworn supeaonas (again!)
six car (CAN'T MAKE THIS ONE OUT)
five on-ion rings  
    (golden brown... deep fried,smothered in ketchup ... extra greasy... I think I"ll be sick)
four more years
three land deals (no money down!),
two shredded files (or was it 200?), and
a bridge to the 21st century (your welcome)