Green Christmas
Stan Freberg
Very best of, and also on Dr. Demento presents the greatest Christmas Novelty

(The 12 days of Christmas satire is embedded into
this song.)

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

4 bars of soap
3 cans of peas
2 breakfast foods
and some toothpaste on a pear trees

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

5 tubless tires
4 quarts of gin
3 CAN"T HEAR THIS ONE
2 cigarettes
and some hair tonic on a pear tree

On the first day of christmas
the adverstings there

with 
Newspapers adds,
Billboards too,
Business Christmas cards,
and Commercials in a pear tree.