The 12 days of Alphans
(a SPACE: 1999 tribute)

(This is from a website that died.
If you know where it has moved to, let me
know and I'll put in a direct link.)


On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Alphans gave to me:

Twelve exploding waste dumps,
Eleven Bug eyed monsters
Ten Chlorine creatures
Nine Balls of Strange Light
Eight smashed up commposts
Seven Chats with Arra
Six dustball planets
Five Metamorphs....
Four Bergman Force fields
Three guns a stunning
Two working commlocks
And an Eagle that did not crash!