(NOTE: There is a DIFFERENT song in this collection
listed as The Eight Days of Hannakah)

 The Eight Expensive Nights of Chanukah
(to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas")
By Phyllis and Jennifer Simon

On the eighth night of Chanukah
My true love gave to me
Eight designer dresses
Seven maids a-waiting
Six Fendi wallets
Five diamond rings
Four like butter leathers
Three Chinese take-outs
Two tennis bracelets and
A lucite gold-trimmed