TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
RECORDED BUT NOT AVAILABLE
By Spinnaker Enterprises SPI-42697
From ITS A COW CHRISTMAS

ON THE (FIRST) DAY OF CHISTMAS THE FARMER GAVE TO ME:
11) BUTCHERS CHOPPING (oops gotta go!!)
10) BLACKSMITHS POUNDING
9) FARMHANDS SHOVELING
8) BULLS FOR BREEDING
7) DOGS A BARKING
6) BRANDING IRONS (OUCH!!)
5) BRASS NOSE RINGS
4) STAMPEDES
3) TAILS TRIMS
2) DAILY MILKINGS
AND ALFALFA AS FAR AS YOU CAN SEE.

(Lyrics were supplied to me by THREE people within
a week!  One of them requested to be acknowledged
as L-mer Foster (like elmer fudd) )