From "It's A Fanboy Christmas" by "the great Luke Ski" (not yet released)

On the 12th day of Christmas, my fangirl gave to me,
12 LARPers LARPing,
11 filkers filking,
10 apes from deep space,
9 Doctor Whos,
8 sweet transvestites,
7 of 9,
6 Ewoks dancing,
5 Cardassian lights, (Picard:) THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!
4 Starfleet captains,
3 Star Wars prequels,
2 protocol droids, and THERE CAN BE ONLY
ONE!  ...Sci-fi Channel on my T.V.!