12 Days of Christmas
 -- A Java Port

(This is from a website that died.
If you know where it is now, let me know and I'll
make this a direct link.)

On the twelfth day of Christmas my SO gave to me:

12 year old Scotch
11 IPOs
10 Multi-national Clients
9 Venture Capitalists
8 Network Appliances
7 embedded systems
A 6 pack of beer
5 NC Testing stations
4 Java Beans
3 Java Foundation Classes
2 Java Reference books
and Visual Age on a Pentium II