The following appeared on a Christmas card I received, published by The 
WILD Card Co. and entitled "The Northwest's Twelve Days of Christams"
(c) 1990 Kevi Sutter:

	"On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
		Twelve rainclouds raining,
		Eleven ferries tooting,
		Ten geese a leaping,
		Nine apples dangling,
		Eight lattes steaming,
		Seven salmon swimming,
		Six tulips swaying,
		Five golden slugs,
		Four crawling crabs,
		Three steamed clams,
		Two waddling ducks,
		And a seagull in a fir tree."