12 Days of Christmas
 -- Sojiro version


(From a website that died.
If you know where it is now, let me know and I'll
use a direct link.)

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

twelve replacement waraji (straw sandels)
eleven evil smiles
ten hot dumplings
nine collared shirts
eight sharp katana
seven brand new tabi
six Yumis a-barking 
five ume onigiri
four dead Kenshins
three nervous laughs
two annoying henchmen 
and a rematch with Kenshin.