TWELVE DAYS OF Tenure by William Gasarch

On the twelvth glance at her case, what did we all see:
	12 people asking her questions in her office,,
	11 times taught [FILL IN INTRO COURSE]
	10 journal articles,
	9 pieces of software,
	8 book chapters,
	7 invited panels,
	6 submitted articles,
	5 million bucks,
	4 invited talks,
	3 students,
	2 post-docs, and 
	a degree from MIT.