The 12 Days of Investigating 00/00 by Jessica Golden
From: (XBatGirl)
Date: 11 Aug 1997 21:21:34 GMT

The 12 Days of InvestigatingT
By Jessica Golden
Sung to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of investigating Mulder and Scully had,
Twelve abducted women,
Eleven bad deals,
Nine dead friends,
Eight mysterious bumps, 
Seven stoned kids,
Six wives of Ephesion,
Five dead kids in Oregon
Four remaining Eves,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two dead informants,
and an office in the basement.