  Ahhh, sucess! now you all can comment on my crap if you're so inclined, and I have a handy dandy little hit counter, so I can see how popular I am. Still haven't figured out how to post links, though, I suppose, eventually I'll have to learn HTML or some such, but not right now. As it stands, all the interesting links will go in as something you can cut and paste. Thanks to Chad for introducing me to Grovestand apple juice. For the record, I hate apple juice. Looks like pee, I don't like how it smells, it seems sticky, and unless it's ice cold, tastes moderately disgusting.Not as disgusting as, say, Ribena, but a foulness all its own.
But not this stuff. Try it, it's tropicana, they make good juice. Be warned, however, the stuff's the color of earwax. And the consistancy of tomato juice. A haiku for today: Sexy yellow dog Shedding fur all over the place Lucas is moulting. I need a new vaccum. I have a glorified dustbuster, and all it really seems to do is re-distribute the dog fur to other sections of carpet. Had access to the Shop Vac for a while, now that's cleaning POWER! God, I am such a housewife.
The following is an excerpt from a brief conversation with Fuzz, a fellow farker. I have a feeling I'll be using the pentultimate phrase frequently, so here is the offical first citing: Dorje Phamo says: yo Fuzz says: Hola Dorje Phamo says: sup? Fuzz says: Not much, week about to be very busy though Dorje Phamo says: sounds lovely Fuzz says: How goes on your end? Dorje Phamo says: aahh, lots of snots and boogers, but all right all-in-all Fuzz says: So, shits happening, but no diarhhea Dorje Phamo says: a perfect sentiment. *note to Jeffy: Dorje Phamo means "The Thunderbolt Sow". Supposed to hear back this weekend whether or not my honesty has cost me my job.
Slight bitterness, with an incoming front of Ahhh-Well-Fuckit. The jobs on the job bank website are getting a little freaky though. I think, in the last three days, there has been as many ads for truckers. Time to get my class three, I reckon. That's it, I'm going to return to drooling on my pillow and moaning about how I'm always sick. Or, maybe take a bath. 
