  There's something seductive and irritating about 'classmates.com'. It's seductive, because i keep on getting these bouncy emails commanding me to go to the site, because Something Interesting Awaits. I remember when i first went there, in old ought one, and thought ' this may be interesting'. It really isn't. Captain Obvious tells me that it's a badly run, glorified spam site, and the people who sign up were like me, bored, and got a new computer.
They'll never go back, again, and if they do, they aren't going to contact me, since I was mostly invisible. When i wasn't invisible, I was aloof, and a big weirdo. There's a few people I haven't seen since high school, and i would like to see them again to catch up, find out what they're doing and wish them well, but Classmates is not the way to do it, since you're hip wading in crap, and, well, these folks are probably in the zarking telephone book. Speaking of classmates, I haven't been plagued by moronic dreams of elementary school nightmares lately, I've moved on to famous people and superheros. Superheros i get, but the famous people bit is random; I don't watch tv, haven't seen a current movie in a while, and generally ignore The Outside World.
But Madonna, Seth Greene, The cast of Happy Days (minus the Fonze), and various other people I don't normally think about waft in and out of my unconsciousness. What does it all mean? Ahh, whole lot of 'who cares' is what it means. I'm glad my dreams are entertaining. 
