  Oy. I've got some kind of headache happening here, which may be a symptom of staying up too late, or drinking Ceasars. Or, hey, it could be both. Was told tonight as soon as I want full time hours, Lunkhead's off like a prom dress; Pizza Mama said she's had just about enough of his shit. I am an usurper, and all i can think is 'hey. that's cool. ' Spent Quality Time at work with Pizza Mama, and the newish girl i will call The Muppet; she's great.
Very dry, flat sense of humor, stunning personality, and a phone voice that could qualify her as an operator for Victoria' Secret. A good time was had by all. Kurt is offically done his first year University, and he is being courted by the Philosophy department to be a major. Lucas is still keeping up his bodily protest; he hasn't pooped since the Poop of Power, nor has he peed since yesterday. I have the nearly overwhelming urge to squeeze the relief right out of him, but there's the thought that I'd traumatize him. It took an awfully long time to get rid of the submission pee in the first place; there's no need to go back down that road. Yeahhh huh, I'm a boring, boring, boring person. Work sleep, video games, repeat. Occasionally, laundry and a bit of assorted nonesense too, but lately, yeah, my schedule has been beyond simple.
I did have a thought today, though, why is it that when men get together for an extended period of time in a semi or completely coerced situation, they seem to aah, well, 'turn gay? ' I've got a few people I know in jail, and, evidently, the amount of homosexual activity is extraordinary. Another interesting point is that one is only 'gay' if on the recieving end of such attentions. My hunchy theory thingy is that men, as a gross, sweeping generalisation, lack sexual restraint. That is not to say they lack control, and are merely rutting animals, but there is a perchant for promiscuity, or seems to be. Kurt and I talked it over, and his response that it was plausible, and he also added that it seems that women may lack a restaint as well; a social restraint. Backstabbing, gossiping, generally stepping on one another to get ahead, that seems to be the case for females. Comments? 
