  Some Haikus, because I can... Poor Kurt, feel better, I feel bad for making you sick Your sick snoring sucks (It's true, he's sicker than I am at this point. What is amusing is his continued bafflement at being sick, it's not something that happens to him.
I bet it's the mold...) Poo punched on face For his cash in his wallet Run faster next time (My friend is feeling fairly outraged at been mugged over 12 bucks. If anyone has had a similar experience, write me, so I can tell him people do get over these things, somewhat. The rest of you, send mojo, before he goes all nuts and starts shooting...) Granger wants romance Or she will become a nun Black *is* flattering... (Alas, poor Granger, she wants to be wined and dined. She does deserve it, for the record, but maaaaaan, good luck with that. ) Exiled in London The Chad suffers from boredom It's Karma, baby. (It's Karma for his corporate pig-ism! I predict more haikus about Chad... he loves the attention. ) Jacen wants to shine Says I never mention him Well, talk to me, punk! (Jacen, if you've been reading the comments, has been bellyaching that i never mention him.
however, since he never IMs me, I figure it's righteous retribution. That's right, ya bugger, I know you never sleep, so get on icq/messenger, and share the joy! ) If i missed you in this week's haikus, don't feel bad, or relieved, because, rest assured, I'll get you sometime. 
