  So yesterday was the last day of finals and afterward Taylor, Booth, Artie and I were hanging out at my house. Booth and I are sitting over the garage and out of nowhere Taylor and Artie come running up the stairs and apparently, are fighting. Not verbally fighting, more like "I'm going to beat the crap out you" fighting. But there was no real anger. Nonetheless, they went at it, and not that I don't love Taylor or support her cause...Artie beat the crap out of her. He gave her the worst typewritter I've ever seen.
It was one of the funniest/saddest things I've ever seen. Anyways, somehow water got involved, and then Booth and I got involved...and it turned into a full fledged water fight, inside my house. It started over the garage, went downstairs to the kitchen...where at one point I had to answer the phone, and while trying to be civil on the phone Booth pulls the back of my pants open and dumps a glass of water down my pants. Then it went upstairs where Artie, who was soaking, threatened to jump on my bed if anyone poured more water on him. Taylor chucked a glass at him, thanks Taylor. So Artie jumps on my bed, and I jump after him trying to get him off, which in turn only makes my bed wetter.
Then, the dreaded words, "MEGGIE!!!!! " comes from downstairs. Uh oh, Dad's home. We had to clean up and ship out so fast. My entire house was soaking, as were all of us except for Booth, who somehow avoided it. Later that night, at Booths, Artie and I fought, and I guess I could pretend that I won, but if we're all honest here, he beat the crap out of me too.
It went down in Booths room, and my head hit so many walls, and the floor so many times. But don't think that I didn't get in a couple good hits, and if you see Artie, ask if you can see his back. The end came though when I got thrown against the part of the wall that sticks out, and yeah, my back hurt a little. Here's a rundown on the injuries I sustained... 1. ) Huge bruise on elbow/swollen elbow.
2. ) 3 bruises on right forearm. 3. ) 2 bruises on left forearm. 4. ) Swollen lump on back.
5. ) 3 bruises on left leg. 6. ) 4 bruises on right leg. 7. ) 1 bruise on chest from an attempt at a typewriter.
8. ) Bruised/really really sore left shoulder. 9. ) 2 eggs...1 on my forehead, and one on the back of my head. 10. ) A bruise on the back of my neck.
Bahahaha, thats so funny. I got the crap kicked out of me, and by a guy. But I think I should let you all know that before last night Artie has never hit a girl, and he never intends to again. He feels extremely bad. Haha, I think it's funny. Oh yeah, one last thing....I spit on him too, that was really funny.
"We need to focus on the things above cuz the things below will never fill us up" - Pax 217 
