  "A seagull took my sailor hat..." I'm not even in orchestra and I hate it. No group of non-sunset-watching, non-SWAT Team approving, non-straight, non-not annoying, non-nice, non-punctual Communist Nazis make me angrier.
The kids in orch are fine, but the class, directors, and organization as a whole sucks. Or so I've been told. Don't hold any bias against me for these past few statements. I saw a great quote earlier today, and I forgot it. It was funny. If you remember it, please let me know. This is really bugging me... Here's one to chew on, though. Props to Dave. "A good friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Dang, that was fun!
' " Melissa is stange. But way cool. I'll give her that much. She likes my bro in ways I will never understand. Holy snap, he's 15 today... good freaking gravy. My life as I know it is now swirling downward like a piece of wayward toilet paper encircling the inside of a still-flushing porcelain throne. I hope sex is as good as they say it is, so I'm not holding out for nothing. The more I think about you, the more I want to put a paper bag over your head and kick you in the rear.
Life is hard; get used to bribing people to get what you want. Condoms don't work; they're too lazy. Get it? Work, as in a vocation? *Sigh* The trouble with being an intellectual is the terrible loneliness at the top... I passed my Confirmation interview today and won my baseball game. What a fantastic day. I love life. Congratulations Jamie on making the NET Team! You rule!! "Oh, snap! " Jamie is a totally cool person, and one of my small-grouop leaders at my last retreat.
He's got it going on when it comes to God. Maybe he didn't a while back, but now I know he's headed in the right direction to be the religious bad-A I know he can be. Sling shots! I need to write about jumbo shrimp, salty flowers, sour cream puffs in the sky, and another thing or two that I already forgot in my next blog. I'll let you know, Kelly. Peace out, dudes and dudettes. Shower and sleep time. God bless 
