  "Mmm... 64 slices of American cheese..." I have to update cuz I told Melissa I would. The things I do for that woman. Maybe it's because i just want to make her happy so she'll lay me. After my brother, of course. Math sucks. Live with it.
Stop whining about it. And I should take my own advice. Only 8 more weeks... AAGHHH!! I'm not gonna make it! This summer will not be as fun as I thought it would be.
I will be gone kind of a lot, and Kyle will be gone and Kelly will be gone, and Kelly O will move away and so will Erin and everyone will abandon me when I am here, and oh no my friends are disappearing like candy in my brother's hand. Maybe Sam will play with me... and I hope I don't have to resort to Gilbert... Oh Lord, please help me... Monster Mash! Maybe Emily will play with me too. That'd be fun. And perhaps Christie and Melissa. We shall see... God bless 
