  Hey G's and thugs and hairy dead bugs. "Got some words I don't know; gonna sing 'em, here I go. " Two friends of mine, one of which is my best friend, are doing something RIGHT NOW that I'm not sure should be going on. Those of you who know who and what I'm talking about, well, I bet you agree. Sorry about my crazy paragraph about the Dandelion Wine yesterday. I was tripping out on something, although I'm not sure what.
I think I totally screwed up my history paper yesterday. Oh, well. At least I still have a 96 IN MRS. KELLEY'S CLASS!!!! Take that, you -know-who you are! I got a blinking 101 on a half-major grade AP practice test, and whooped up on everyone. So sorry!
Ha ha ha ha.... Kyle is quitting track.. so sad... I will miss him, and Andrew too. Those fools. Don't they know that running lengthens your life? That is, unless you die doing it, which is what could happen with the sadistic workouts Coach Yates gives us. But oh well, I will just be by myself like the lonely guy I am and have to run by myself and I will cry myself to sleep.
"I've seen fire and I've seen rain...I've seen sunny days I thought would never end...I've seen lonely times where I could not find a friend...But I always thought that I'd see you again....." English class was fun today, cuz I got to rub it in She-knows-who-she-is-and-is-smarter-than-me's face the fact that I got a better grade. Well, that part was just ok. I don't mean to be mean. I'm sorry, British Spy......And we (as in everyone in the class) got to talk today, which was unusual for Mrs. Kelley's class. She is usually like, "Shuttup before I eat you all!!! " But not today.
It was fun. Sorry I'm not writing very long things today. I just can't think of anything to elaborate on.... Erin and I are going to see the play tomorrow! Our thater teacher directed it, and we have to write a reviw about it. We will tell her that we thought it sucked and she should give up theater forever! Bwahahaha But that would be mean.
So, I guess we'll just see it, and maybe sit by Kyle and Sandra and others who are also seeing it at the same time. Ok, here's some more "I have never's. " I have never gotten a response from anyone who read this and told me any of their "I have never's. " Losers. That's it. "No trophy, no flowers, no flash bulbs, no line.
He is haunted by something he cannot define. Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse; assail him, impale him with monster truck force. " My pool is filled with leaves and needs to be cleaned. I am too lazy to do it, and thus will wait until my dad gets home from out of town and yells at me to do it. Oh well. Dead bug.
Allright, I know you want some more, so here they are: I have never taken the "Polar Bear Plunge. " I have never run a marathon. I have never "Dr. Peppered" in public. Casey, that 'un's for you. I have never turned my eyeballs inside out. I have never stopped thinking of some girl or another.I have never eaten a moldy taco and lived to tell about it.
I have never been captured by pirates. I have never engaged in homosexual activity. I have never rolled a cheese wheel down a large hill. I have never been shot. I have never bitten the doctor while he tried to administer a shot to me. I have never cleaned my ears and put earwax on a sandwich.
I have never stopped being weird. I have never ridden a peccary. I have never sucked plywood through a straw. Anyway, thats enough for today. I am going to try and update this again tomorrow, maybe after the play so I can tell y'all how horrible it was. OK, gotta jet.
God bless. 
