  emehoffman: i'm doing you emehoffman: and there's nothing you can do to stop me! Man, finally someone comes around. ;) Or not. I'm not gonna tell you about Disney World on the blog. Just ask me about it. I'm not gonna sit and waste all my time typing out my experiences for you to read, when it would be so much more engaging to tell you face to face or on the phone or something.
So, I'm doing this for your own good, you prostitutes. And when you talk to me about it, don't ask, "Did you have fun? " No shit I had fun. It's Disney World, moron. I was with the Bearkadettes, aka 86 amazing girls, along with the escorts at the beach, hot tub, water park and theme parks for 6 days.
Of course I had fun. Sorry for the rudeness, I'm way tired. I nearly died at work today from falling asleep. I didn't actually fall asleep, but if I had, Mrs. Poppe would have caught me and eaten my head. Thus I would have died and gone on sleeping for a long time. Maybe then I'd finally achieve the rest I've so ardently yet vainly pursued. Shut up. God bless 
