  Hey dudes and fools and chicks with tools. Um, about that last sentence, I meant like drills and screwdrivers and stuff. Nothing, how do you say? unnatural.Well, I am sorry I couldn't update my blog yesterday after I said I would, but my history took longer than expected. But I finally finished my history, and turned it in early for xtra points. Oh, speaking of history, my group got the highest score out of all Mr. V's classes!
We rule, and that's all there is to say. I like travel ping pong. I hope George likes it too. Well, I am going to be wearing a Junior Women T-shirt tomorrow for Calculus, not for any "other" reasons. Craig Davis, I'm looking at you. I'm hoping it will boost my grade on an otherwise abhorrent test.
That final is 6 days long! My God, doesn't the woman have anything better to do than torture us?! Speaking of which, it's 10:45, and I still need to study for tomorrow. That means I shall have to skip ahead to everyon'es favorite part of the show, "I have never's! " Yay! Ahem...
I have never shot a duck with a potato cannon in order to fry it in Crisco. I have never slept in Physics class, only to wake up having someone yelling at me, "Sean you crapped your pants! " I have never whizzed off the Eiffel Tower onto a mime's head. I have never seen a two-headed cow that can do algebra. I have never done a pirouette so I could gain the favor of a paraplegic dancer. I have never caught a touchdown pass thrown by Steven Hawking.
He is the greatest athlete of all time! I have never screamed at a hibiscus to make it excrete goat's milk to make cheese with. I have never been fingernail-clippered to death. I have never played dominoes with a Domino's Pizza delivery boy. I have never played guitar in front of millions of screaming girls, only to have my suspenders break at the furious solo that I perform. I have never taken a bath under a desk.
I have never seen a parsimonious squirrel through puberty. I have never bought a fake tattoo that reads, "I like to fly 4 kites" to be emblazoned on my forehead. I have never eaten a live mongoose. I have never gotten over the fact that I am obsessed with girls. Whatever. I'm tired and math calls.
I will chill with you homies tomorrow. God bless. 
