  "In your face, Space Coyote! " Just to be an idiot because I have nothing else to write about, I'm gonna do a wish list of things that would be so cool if they happened. However, if I did have everything I wanted, what would be the point of living, as I would have nothing to aim for? But whatever- this stuff would really make my day: I open my wallet, and there's $1000 in cash...
I own that Beemer that I drive and never have to pay insurance, and I can drive it whenever and wherever I want... I have the fashion sense of Donatella Versace, but not in a gay way... I have a bajillion friends, and only one or two are superficial... I can run a mile in under four minutes... All of the girls at school can see my six-pack all the time (I mean, only a select few have seen it- I can't go around my classes lifting up my shirt, now can I?)... I can play my guitar amazingly, instead of totally sucky like I do now... I have the long, shaggy, sexy hair I've always wanted that the girls just absolutely flip over... I can bench press more than my weight... I have quite a few totally hot, intellectual, and funny girlfriends... I have the perfect relationship with Jesus!!!!... I can control the weather... I can fly (hey, as long as I'm dreaming!)...
It is nearly eternal summer... I only have to go to school once or twice a week, so I can see all my friends... I have access to any and all seafood I'd ever desire... I can do whatever I want, whenever I want, and never have to worry about the consequences... Last but not least, I never have to lose anyone that I love- and that includes all of you faithful readers! OK, that was mah list. Mek one of yor oon; I'd lick to rid it soomtime. Adios, ya bonnie wee lads and lassies. God bless 
