  Let's go watch the spring tide and measure the tidal range at the only place cool enough in the world to have us both in the same spot: the Bay of Fundy!!! Ok, I just got a filling. It was tight. No big deal, just a routine filling. The funniest moment of last night was when Alison wanted to see my room. So she, Melissa and Pam are the only ones still at my house, and they all come upstairs to my room.
It turns out my mom is still awake and on the computer, so I throw out the disclaimer: "Mom, three girls are going into my room with me, but it's all clean! " She looks up from her email or whatever it may have been that she was looking at, and goes, "Girls in your room? Must be Pam ! " I guess it's funny if you know the history behind it. I'll fill you in a bit. When my mom first met Pam it was one o'clock in the morning, and so my mom came to the conclusion that Pam was a "tramp.
" So the comment last night only reinforced the notion of Pam's harlot-like status. :) It's Spring Break. Yay. Someone call me with something fun to do. I would appreciate it a lot. Hooray.
We could have a rocking good time doing whatever is out there. Yahoo. It could maybe involve animal crackers. Possibly even animal crack-whores. One never knows. I just want to bring back one round of "I Have Never's" at the request of a Mr. Kyle Baker.
Here goes: I have never water-skiied while holding a flaming toothbrush in each nostril. I have never made sweet, sweet love to a sewing machine. I have never forfeited a nose-picking match to a Swedish gnome. I have never eaten a whole cantaloupe and lived to tell about it. I have never killed a clown with a bag of pine needles. I have never forgotten to make out with my stuffed animals every night before I cry myself to sleep.
I have never climbed a light pole in order to peek into Carmen Electra's bedroom window... yet. I have never been beaten to death with a two-by-four. I have never really missed visiting the Straits of Gibraltar. As you can tell, I'm a bit rusty on these, but it's all good; I'm not resuming them full time. I guess I should get going now. I've really been spending too much time on the 'Net these past few days.
I gotta get out and do something. Any ideas would be most appreciated. Until next time, au revoir. "...And now it's time to say goodbye To all our company M-I-C K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E" God bless 
