  Wow, I just though this was too funny not to share with as many people as possible. I got it from Alfie's blog, and have thoroughly enjoyed reading it: "Talking about MTV, there should be an episode of Cribs with John-Paul the 2nd. The Pizope's Crib, G. He'd be wearing his huge muthafuckin papal hat all backwards and shit, all like, "Iz pretty cool havin yo own country. " The Pope would show off his state-of-the-art sound system. "This is where all my tracks are tossed up, right here in St. Peter's basilica.
This here's a 700 year old pipe organ, dawg. Fuck expensive- this shit's priceless. " The episode would end with J-Pizzle the Sizzle's explanation that "I'd get mad bitches if my religion permitted it," and a shout-out to God. " Snap, I'm going to hell for even putting that in my own blog, but I guess it's all worth it. Baseball game now. First one of the season. God bless 
