  Dear Susan, My daughter saw you at the swim park and she has never been the same since.&nbsp; Shouldn't you consider becoming a hermit or something?&nbsp; I mean the poor kid plucked out her eyelashes and&nbsp;rolls on the floor drooling all day long now. On a happy note, I read that some doctors in England are very close to performing the first face transplant.&nbsp;There is hope for you. -Tif 
