  Alright folks I have been going further down the road of Metro-Sexualness. Luckily I have a little sister because thanks to her I know I have facial products. I have been watching Queer eye and one of the cats on there always is talking about moisturizing your face and what not so one night when I ran out of bar soap and contact solution I came upstairs at about 4am to look for some when I discovered a treasure trove of all kinds of shit in my sisters bathroom closet and cleaned her out.
I know have Facial Scrub to exfoliate, Facial Wash, Face Lotion, and shampoo and conditioner. Yes this is about 10 times the amount of stuff I had before.. Not to mention the regular stuff I stocked up on too like Q-Tips. So getting the skin taken care of and yes I've lost more weight, I'm now down to a slim 225. Tomorrow I start working out. I'm telling you, prepare yourself for the new improved Zeke. I don't know if you folks will be able to handle it. 
