  This Halloween, Im making my own House of Horror. Heres a preview: -commercials. look, grandma! THIS butter is better! I want to tear my skin off at the sight and sound of it. this base appeal to our dim flock. -Reality TV (I dont know what can say more clearly than agreeing to a death sentence by a ball pein hammer and a broken shard of glass before Id sign up to watch this shit. ) -mandatory slamming of meth to keep you up while you review the above again and again. ) Im a sadist in mind but not in heart. 
