  Do you know what your states official folk dance is? Upon some distracted, tangential searches whilst looking for jobs, I came across some information you may be interested to know. Calleeefornya : State folk dance (since it was used as a teaser): Square Dancing! Thats nice and white!
You know the steps! State Insect : The California Dogfaced Butterfly. So romantic, yes? State Mineral : GOLD! How fitting for the dozen-plus California cities that claim the promise of golden riches in their taglines. Ah, memories of the greed that got us here! State Reptile : The Dessert Tortoise. Emblematic of the legislature and the state govt itself. Massive and slow and a relic of the ancients. Or you may not be interested to know. You skim this shit anyway, dont you? 
