  Job Description: Harcourt Trade Publishers has two entry level opportunities for a career in publishing. We are looking for two individuals, one to work in Children's publishing and one to work in Adult publishing. The right candidate will have superb writing and communication skills and will be organized, detail oriented, and proficient with MS Word, Excel, Explorer, and other common office programs. Any related children's book, adult book, bookselling, or publishing experience a plus. Please indicate your primary area of interest (children's/adult) in your cover letter.
Oh my god, am I applying for this tomorrow!! Shit, mom and dad. Sell this place and give me a relocation subsidy for the trouble, and let me live somewhere safe downtown! I know Im ready for a perfect job that actually utilizes my talents. A position like this even makes me want to live somewhere other than this place. [slapping the faint that has come upon you] no, really. Id be a pal to my folks to allow them to sell this place  all 100,000 more than they paid 9 months ago. Think theyd pay my rent for a year? I do. Ah, the things you can find out online late at night. 
