  Ankle reconstruction surgery front: Why a swollen scar? Ok, so it was 6 weeks ago that I got this whole thing cut into. And its still far from healing by all outward signs. Wolgin showed me why today. All set for a I know youve been walking on this, Charlotte. I can tell.
Instead, I got a MD with a pair of sharp looking tweezers. He stuck half a cm of said metal implement into my wound. The unexpected pain had me shriek facing him and at a parallel with the wall to my left, two feet over I yelled a brief but well understood obscenity as I swung my foot across my body and into the wall beside me. He kept digging after I apologized for having been caught off-guard. No warning from him, of course. But he kept at it, and I put on my tattoo face.
Pains in the mind, pains in the mind Why is it swollen and not healed yet? Wolgin pulled out an INCH &  segment of stitch that was never addressed. Dunno what your thoughts about this are, but all I want you to know is this: its not meant to be pulled through the eye holes so late in the game. As I leave he tells me that Im the only patient of his who hasnt demanded anesthesia for such a thing. I leave with a swollen trouser snake for having been such a diehard. (It's only a string left in a wound.
) Only to come home to find Fuck me, I get a lot of SPAM each day. Like, 95% of what comes in? I think the Fed should up the ante and prosecute offenders with a 10B fine per offender. To pay to the employers who what was the figure released today? The $2,000/per employee per year, the cost that the average came to. Who else should die beside SPAMers?
If I see another goddamned HUMMER driven by some spaced out, artificial tits, kept woman, cell phone in her fucking ear, unleashed kids screaming without consequence, with a goddamned Starbucks tall soy latte with three shots with some Splenda put in first before the espresso, while shes driving Youre gonna have to visit my taxidermist and spend your fictitious afterlife as a stuffed pig mounted on my wall. Pay attention; when the light goes green and youre too distracted from trying to get little Jordan and Mackinsey to soccer practice on time, you ought to expect a lot of horns sounding when youre on your motherfucking phone and you let such a gap betwixt you and the car in front that only you make the light. If Im feeling saucy, the sum total of my verbal pistol will certainly make your acquaintance if I find myself with a face-to-face opportunity. This lot, theyre devils. All of them. First of all, if they were decent human beings, theyd boycott Starbucks.
Because theyre too dumb to use a fucking apostrophe when appropriate. Wheres the outrage already? How many times have I been going 50 in a 40 residential zone only to be blown off the road by some Escalade or Tahoe going 75 in the lane beside me. On its way to a nail appointment or something equally critical. God bless our patriots. (sniff-sniff) Uh, I hate them all.
Unless their sexuality has somehow become ambivalent. Then theyre a fun bunch to party with. Blurred lines with a complacent participant is always worth your quarter. I was in her neighborhood today. One of them, Im afraid. Why the animosity?
Pay me for my shrinks, and you can deduce what you like. I went to Jimbos with my head down, limped along in the aisles to grab my soy milk, broccoli, and a 16oz bottle of Annies Goddess dressing. If I saw her, Id have certainly dropped my basket and run off. I can still love her from a distance. I like it best this way. After five years (come Oct 1st), Id still rather have my plateau of shit than the hurt that I had back then with her. 
