  David Sedaris' new book , Dress Your Family. .., is so good, I almost feel guilty about capitalising on the Barnes and Noble 30% off gimick to get me to hurry in and buy a fresh hardback copy. Then again, it's not he who compromises. It's THE MAN! Brilliant. If we both weren't gay, I'd propose. In the immortal words of Groundskeeper Willy to his tractor, "if it waren't against the laws of nature, I'd marry ya! " Is it possible to have a reverse hangover? Like, can your body become so accustomed to waking up with puke-belly that when you don't drink, like me last night, you wake up somehow ill? This is going to be a long day for me sitting in the sun on the campus of UCSD with the ten thousand other bored but patient friends and family there to support their brother/sister/wife/neighbour/dealer/tax preparer upon graduation. Shit, I need a drink. 
