  Why, I cant remember when I felt so giddy in the past few weeks! What brought it on, you ask? Friends, gather round. Mothers, shield your childrens eyes. Prepare your minds for a rollicking good time. I unveil to you. (drum roll and assorted fanfare) His PICTURE! Yep, the pretentious asshole Ive been pining for all this time. I stumbled upon a gem in a search for homework links on a faculty listing website. Vote now: how much more credibility do you give to my side of things after seeing this image? 
