  Disgusting tint from red wine coating my teeth looks like Ive been snacking on raw meat or my teeth are dead. How many times a day to I brush/floss my teeth? Is it ever enough? Like a fucking OCD champ scrubbing the skin off of my hands in the sink, glazed eyes chanting, now Im not dirty, now Im not dirty! a mouth is a terrible thing to neglect. Maybe Ill quit the coffee and smokes.
Itd do more than a little Trident after meals. 2 out of 3 dentists agree. Fuckin A  my favourite Curb your Enthusiasm episode was on tonight for us to watch while we ate the homemade pizza I assembled. A salty smackdown of kalamatas, feta, and pepperoni, complete with corn meal on the pizza stone for added flair. Let B eat the last piece despite the fact that Ive hardly eaten all day. For days.
School stress diet. System shutting down, breath held. Liquid diet of liquor and Gatorade, depending on the hour. It was the Shaq episode. The quintessential Larry David, so tightly wound, so perfectly drawn. I couldnt watch that show when I first gave it my attention.
The frustration of watching him grate against his friends and family were enough to send small objects flying through the air by my hand in the direction of the TV. You have to appreciate the pain the show causes you. Appreciate the attitude. Its sheer brilliance, that show. People are so stupid! So ridiculous!
If you cant see yourself in this show, if you cant identify, well then youre fooling yourself. No one wants anything to do with him after he trips Shaq at the game, and its the best thing that could ever happen to him. Ha! Fuck you too!! Man Cheers to that. What a nightmare it must be to be married to that guy.
I could go on and on discussing exactly why that episode rules, but Im too lazy tonight. And I keep derailing myself with visions of other episodes like The Thong that second guess my assertion that this one is the best. Since taking that nap was so incredibly lovely, Im going to sneak back in and linger some more. Call it a night early and give tomorrow the fresh, undrunken start today was missing. Seems I have to scratch all possibility of doing anything if I wake up drunk. Ok, so that may seem obvious to everyone else.
Ill switch back to pain pills tomorrow and regain my composure, my focus. Hahaha this is supposed to be funny, my little schtick. Ill get a handle on this, I swear it. 
