  Theres a bar in Pacific Beach that runs an ad that goes (loosely) like this: _______ A man comes in and orders 6 shots of vodka and proceeds to drink them all, one after the other. The bartender says, you seem like you have a real reason or you wouldnt be drinking like that. Man: yeah, I just found out my brother likes other guys. Next day: Same thing, other brother. Next next day Bartender: Doesnt anyone in your family like women? Man: Yeah, my girlfriend! Yes, I called their fucking bar to complain! No, in the softest voice I could manufacture.
It even faltered when the unknowing manager asked what ad I was talking about. A genuinely nice person, so no one give her shit, ok? But she asked me to recreate the ad, and something inside of me wasnt too happy about speaking of it aloud to a stranger. She, said manager, was a *gem* in customer service world. She assured me that the general manager and/or the owner would call me immediately tomorrow morning to rectify the matter. Am I really the only fucking one? Really people, you know that I cant understand ads. Thats why I only listen to NPR, why I turned off my TV however much I love my Seinfeld and Simpsons reruns.
The ads make me feel like Im on acid and the simplest things others take for granted leaves me speechless and paralyzed. So Im asking YOU: can you back me up and call in. Id be honored to know this ad was pulled from the 91X airwaves. God knows how long this has been up and running. Seriously, this is the first time Ive ventured that far up the airwaves. Me and my 88.5 evenings and my LA NPR all day long. Please help. This is the phone number: (858) 270-4030 Do your world a favor and call them and voice your opinion! Thanks in advance 
