  Martha, Inc. What a steaming pile of propaganda crap. Someone tell me, whats the status of her legal situation? Is this PR to get her off or what?! At least the writing is so bad, I could be two bottles of wine into the night and still not miss a beat. Heavy-handed? Oh my, oh my... Its sick to admit, but there was a point in time when I had a little twisted crush on this woman.
Whats not sexy about an uptight, puritan, middle-aged, elitist, Connecticut perfectionist? Me-ow! Dont ask for specifics. Lets just say shes a crafty chick. Id love to colour outside of the lines to see what happens. What a bitch! Im so turned on! Ive been sleeping all day. A late night drive is /so/ in order. At the risk of missing all this wonderful network TV yes. Ill somehow manage. This is like a train wreck. I can't look away. 
